*functions best when being fucked with*

walkerflexxasranger:

longliverush:

langsettte:

coconutoil-stan:

basically 

iconic 

😭😭😭

this is one of my favorite vines

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god

sluttyoliveoil:

im not your little dad anymore, girl

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

ignitionremix:

I can’t stop laughing it’s a problem

ignitionremix:

I can’t stop laughing it’s a problem

niggasandcomputers:

Young and successful. Sex symbol.